As the tension mounted, Terry wondered whether or not she would in fact be voted prom queen.
Using the current trends and styles, Jesus Christ had made his second coming and left again, only to leave behind his high school yearbook photo as evidence.
In an excellent attempt to hide from millitant midget hunters, Billy joined forces with Bertha, mightiest woman in the world only to find he was part of a budding romance.
Mysterio, shown here out of costume, models his latest contraption of terror, "The San Francisco Doomsday Device." Coincidentally, the device was not limited to San Francisco, but any major metropolitan area located on or below a hillside.
Back for more, the aliens decided they would expand their horizons and use the tractor beam for BMX bikes as well.
That day, all members of the Inquisition would learn that no man held power over Hawk Boy.
At a very young age, Romey found that when dogs are ejected from a second floor window, they don't make so much a "Splat" sound as they do a "Splutch" noise.
To this day, Milbert Bofinky can't understand why people don't look him in the eye.
Hinkley the donkey vowed revenge. It came later that year in the form of fire bombs and switchblades.
Twinkles displayed angry fear and backed away slowly,as Bilberto got closer and closer with his man-stick exposed and video camera in hand.