The Johnson's attempt at acclimating Big Foot to modern life by trimming his hair and clothing his genital region backfired when without warning he got up, grabbed their 11 year old daughter Becky, and crashed through the wall never to be seen again.
Lionel suddenly realizes that THIS is one of those situations where he should have double-checked the lock on the door.
Dirt will be flying high, but that truck ain't going no where, if Gorda Milintoast has anything to do about it.
The town idiot, Morty, piddled around the Anderson's backyard looking for something to steal all day long until finally Joe Anderson, who had reached his annoyance capacity, surprised Morty....who found himself staring down the barrel of a fully loaded scope-mounted .22 caliber rifle.
In a misguided attempt at impressing the ladies at the local pool, Kyler proceeds to build muscles the easy way....the Crayola way.
Lester and Gilbert Meadles like to celebrate a holiday they created, Halloween in July, by renting a room in an undisclosed motel and re-enacting Unsolved Mystery's rape scenes, which are re-enactments themselves.
Larry was about to go for help to get Ricky's genitals released from the locker, when all of the sudden a mesmerizing bright light shined in his face and paralyzed him.....the aliens have crafty ways of taking their snapshots of humanity's less than proud moments.
The Wilson family was in for a shock Christmas morning when Lou "Rat-Jaw" Finkles kicked in their door with a crazed look in his eyes, knocked over the Christmas tree and demanded the children sing holiday carols at gunpoint....his breath smelled of garlic and Natural Light.
I fine example from the photography studio inside the Wal-Mart in Fobunky, Mississippi.
Everything had been going along perfectly at Mona and George Cankill's wedding, until the reception incident involving Father Jacob and 2 liters of Kentucky Bourban.
