The others cheer on in fascination and bewilderment as Brad makes the most bizarre "balloon animals" with his testicles and penis.
The new Hooters restaurant in San Fransisco is a big hit among the locals.
Charlie was the first to awaken after the strange gas had dissipated...he also was the first to realize that the VCR, 3 kitchen forks, and their latest issue of Cat Fancy had been stolen....the enigma would never be explained.
Dirk Menangler and his mother, Flora, object to being told the error of their deviant sexual relationship.
Big bouncing baby Butterboo Binky gets irritated and difficult to handle when Binky doesn't get his morning bubble bath from mommy Becca.
It only took Roy seven days to reach his objective....but it will take an additional 3 days to hide the bodies properly.
After reciting the words from the book, "Bewookie kama gnono fam", the book burst into flames, blood flowed from his facial orifices, and the absence of a look of surprise was caused by Elmo Fauster's brain being teleported from his skull to somewhere in the Fidilaxor dimension.
The Beckler family returned home to find they had been hit by "the Frat Rat"......they found Frat Rat's token poloroid of himself drinking from their fridge along with the note that reads "I have conquered your domain....Drunk am I, off the fruit of YOUR labors....dickweeds." Consequently, Art School major Glenn Homewood is arrested later that night after being found passed out drunk in the street holding a chia pet belonging to the Becklers, and a half emtpy bottle of Orange Gator-Ade, which strangely had a purple liquid inside, and a copy of Cat Fancy.
Edgar and Holland Flowton finally hack past the Internet Explorer Parental Controls, unfairly set by their elders, and place their gaze upon the first...and probably last...pair of female breasts they have ever seen.
Chuckie Blackstock is at the climax of his day...feeling the gas build up in his lower intestine, he pauses and smiles secretly to himself, picturing Brett's horrid reaction to his impending ham and eggs aroma.
