All of the ferrets at the store wanted to hear about Spooky's adventures with the kinky nightshift clerk, Cassandra.
No matter how many people told him it didn't work, Gilbert still believed the trouser gnome who one day handed him the "Magical Naked Looking Glass."
And that was the last time Billy, the slowest thinker in Hobunky, Mississippi ever called Tommy and Phil "Homos."
The entire store was shocked the day Father Joseph decided to recount just how large he was.
Despite being caught under the influence on the job, Todd and Rick would not let their newfound lower status hinder their "Chick Time." Go get 'em, Todd and Rick!
Just before she let out the most blood curdling scream of her life, Marsha marveled at just how quickly sulfuric acid ate through rubber gloves.
The night before, Johnny's Halloween costume was the life of the party, but this morning, the elementary school teachers found no humor in his antics.
It took days for Josh and Lindsey to figure out that little Jodi's diaper was simply on too tight.
Never to be outdone by anyone, Bill decided to win his own eye-poking contest.
It didn't matter what the nay-sayers said, because Raja was living his dream.
