Taking poor, blind Billy to the beach and aiming him toward the parking lot never got old for Gina and Mary.
The Madigans all thought ol' Gramma was just a joshin' whenever she would tell them that her powers were so great, one day she would vanish in a cloud of smoke and take her side by the Dark One.
International super star Tun-We would never write his speech on his own hand.
Barry, Frank, John and Gil knew their escape would be fullproof.
Jeeves had to get the McKlintoks home before the roofies wore off.
Upon reading the disclaimer, Nancy shed a lone tear, now knowing that "Instant Man, Just Add Water" was for novelty purposes only.
No matter how serious they told him to be, Uncle Herman kept asking the spirits if he could "hook up" on the other side.
A jealous Jesse Ventura looked on as Todd's magic wand aged Alan Abernacky 87 years in just under three seconds.
All Dean could do was to bury the body, for fear that Jason would in fact carry through with his "bomb down your shirt like an ice cube" threat.
It was sad really....both Doorman brothers suffered from tandom narcolepsy, and all the ignorant onlookers could do is snap pictures and poke fun at them.
