Harriet always drew a crowd at the bar when she would get the redneck head growing out of her back drunk.
"These are the men.... These are the men right here in this photograph. The ones who held me down and wrote all over me with the magic marker!
Gunga resented Ty, he was always pushin him around.....tonight Gunga would eat well off of Ty's meaty carcass.
In order to curb the business brought to Hobunkey by the mega-conglomorates, Jeb the town drunk decided to open up a 24 hour maggot and dirt stand.
Little Snookers was in store for the trip of his lifetime. Getting dumped on the side of the highway, and returning months later to exact his revenge upon the ignorant bastard owner, which would involve extracted claws and torn flesh.
The Micaeli family learned all too late, that you don't mess with ninjas!
Rupert and Eddie, having been banned from the local public pool, were forced to sunbathe in their own backyard.....which would not put a damper on their crazy summertime antics!
Rico froze for a split second from terror.....the sock he had stuffed in his crotch had slipped down his pant leg onto the dance floor......maybe no one would notice it, or the fact that he was no longer the man he appeared to be at the start of the evening.
Rudy was inncoently practicing his new routine for the talent contest when out of no where, his jealous "opponent" Gertrude was airborne and intent on taking Rudy out of the running once and for all.
The first annual Peter Pan Live Action Role Playing event turned sour after Jerry asked Barkley if he was supposed to be Tinkerbell.
